Chef Laidy “The Reigning Champ”

Impeachment Secrets Chili

Laidy has spent much of the year touring Canada and United States sharing photo ops with adoring fans with the Oliver’s Groundhog Day Chili Cookoff Trophy.

While in the USA, she was asked to testify in Congress about President Trump’s request that she use her recipe as enticement with the Ukrainian Government to investigate Hunter Biden. 

 

Chef Laidy “The Reigning Champ”

Impeachment Secrets Chili

Laidy has spent much of the year touring Canada and United States sharing photo ops with adoring fans with the Oliver’s Groundhog Day Chili Cookoff Trophy.

While in the USA, she was asked to testify in Congress about President Trump’s request that she use her recipe as enticement with the Ukrainian Government to investigate Hunter Biden. 

 

Chef Laidy “The Reigning Champ”

Impeachment Secrets Chili

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Yeah, I got that yummy chili
That yummy chili, that yummy chili
Yeah, I got that yummy chili
That yummy chili, that yummy chili
Making chili on the 8th
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
All the night, all the day
Making chili on the 8th
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
Starting in the mornin’, cooking late
making chili on the 8thIs this annoying song stuck in your head yet?  
You’ll be singing about my chili on the 8th all the night, all the day!

en. 

 

Chef Min “Love” Love

Impeachment Secrets Chili

L

Yeah, I got that yummy chili
That yummy chili, that yummy chili
Yeah, I got that yummy chili
That yummy chili, that yummy chili
Making chili on the 8th
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
All the night, all the day
Making chili on the 8th
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
Starting in the mornin’, cooking late
making chili on the 8thIs this annoying song stuck in your head yet?  
You’ll be singing about my chili on the 8th all the night, all the day!

 

Chef Min “Love” Love

Yummy-Yum Chili

Yeah, I got that yummy chili
That yummy chili, that yummy chili
Yeah, I got that yummy chili
That yummy chili, that yummy chili
Making chili on the 8th
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
All the night, all the day
Making chili on the 8th
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
Starting in the mornin’, cooking late
making chili on the 8th

Is this annoying Bieber song stuck in your head yet?  
You’ll be singing about my chili on the 8th all the night, all the day!

 

Chef Dave “Wilkie” Wilkins

Murdoch Mystery Chili

Having won once David spent 6 months in Kingston Penitentiary under cover searching for a long forgotten recipe. Eventually with the help of William Murdoch, David uncovered the recipe deep in the tunnels of Kingston Pen under the solitary confinement wing. It was said that knowing that the chili was so close was deemed to be cruel and unusual punishment for the inmates and rumour has it that that was the reason that KP was eventally closed.
You may sample Murdoch’s Mystery Chili but try it with caution and may God have mercy on your soul!

 

Chef Dave “Wilkie” Wilkins

Murdoch Mystery Chili

Having won once David spent 6 months in Kingston Penitentiary under cover searching for a long forgotten recipe.  Eventually with the help of William Murdoch, David uncovered the recipe deep in the tunnels of Kingston Pen under the solitary confinement wing.  It was said that knowing that the chili was so close was deemed to be cruel and unusual punishment for the inmates and rumour has it that that was the reason that KP was eventally closed.
You may sample Murdoch’s Mystery Chili but try it with caution and may God have mercy on your soul!

 

Chef Dave “Wilkie” Wilkins

Murdock Mystery Chili

Yeah, I got that yummy chili
That yummy chili, that yummy chili
Yeah, I got that yummy chili
That yummy chili, that yummy chili
Making chili on the 8th
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
All the night, all the day
Making chili on the 8th
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
Starting in the mornin’, cooking late
making chili on the 8th

Is this annoying Bieber song stuck in your head yet?  
You’ll be singing about my chili on the 8th all the night, all the day!

 

Chef Paul “Darbs” Darby

Motherland HAGGIS Chili

Coming off yet another podium finish in the 2019 Oliver Chili Bash I was tempted to rest on my laurels. Multiple medals, trophies, accolades, press coverage etc. year after year after year will do that a man.

Yet there is one more mountain to climb- the quest for the elusive white jacket.

So should I just show up, mail it in and get yet again another 2nd or 3rd place and the Real People’s Choice or push myself to get up that last mountain. WWSED?

So there you have it up the mountain and swing for the fences I shall go. On my trip back to the Motherland this fall I was reintroduced to the global delicacy of HAGGIS. (That’s right homies- BAAAAAAA!)

FAQ’s

Q: Darbs, does it get tiresome year after year cooking awesome chili?
Darbs: Not really- Humility has always come easy to me

Q: Darbs, it has come to the Chili Academy’s attention that you hold the longevity record for most consecutive Chili Cook-offs attended?
Darbs: Yes

Q: Darbs- is it true that the Oliver’s plan to recognize your longevity record with some kind of Lifetime Achievement Award?
Darbs: Yes

Q: Darbs, was it embarrassing watching your 49’ers manhandle the Packers twice this season?
Darbs: Only for Packer Fans (they know who they are)

Q: Darbs, when your Motherland Haggis Chili wins will you pass the baton and allow others to participate in the glory?
Darbs: Participation Trophies are for losers

Q: Darbs, are you really going to use Haggis as an ingredient?
Darbs: Didn’t see it on the Banned List

# GO NINERS

1.  What Would Sir Edmund Do?
2. The Oliver’s (Yup 2 Cheeseheads in the House)

 

Chef Min “Love” Love

Yummy – Yum Chili

Yeah, I got that yummy chili
That yummy chili, that yummy chili
Yeah, I got that yummy chili
That yummy chili, that yummy chili
Making chili on the 8th
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
All the night, all the day
Making chili on the 8th
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
Starting in the mornin’, cooking late
making chili on the 8th

Is this annoying Beiber song stuck in your head yet?  
You’ll be singing about my chili on the 8th all the night, all the day!

 

Chef Dave “Wilkie” Wilkins

Murdoch Mystery Chili

Having won once David spent 6 months in Kingston Penitentiary under cover searching for a long forgotten recipe.  Eventually with the help of William Murdoch, David uncovered the recipe deep in the tunnels of Kingston Pen under the solitary confinement wing.  It was said that knowing that the chili was so close was deemed to be cruel and unusual punishment for the inmates and rumour has it that that was the reason that KP was eventally closed.
You may sample Murdoch’s Mystery Chili but try it with caution and may God have mercy on your soul!

 

Chef Curt “Tomatoz” Geneau

GENEAUZ Chili 57

Who says chili can’t come in a squeeze bottle? 

Curt is re-inventing how people all around the world will enjoy their chili!  After putting his life’s savings into manufacturing his own line of chili, Curt hopes to soon attract some investors on his up and coming appearance on the Dragon’s Den.  With a first place finish at the 2020 Oliver’s Chili Cook Off under his belt, how could he not strike a deal?!  Curt’s closely guarded recipe and his secret ingredient will put him on top of the chili game!  People everywhere will soon be enjoying ‘Geneauz Chili 57’ which is particularly tasty on french fries, and hot dogs!!

 

Chef Lianna “Queen Leona” Nelles

Valhalla Chili

Drawing on my Norse ancestry and arriving direct from Asgard, I bring you mere mortals my Valhalla Chili. With ingredients hand-picked by Freyja and heat stoked by the flames of Surtr the fire giant, it is unlike anything from this realm! Just like Thor’s magic hammer, only the worthiest of champions or dare I say judges, can lift it to their lips and savour it’s mystical pleasures.
I will re-create the battle of Ragnarök in the Chili Stadium this year with all who dare to challenge me.
Skol!!!

 

Chef Paul “Darbs” Darby

Motherland HAGGIS Chili

Coming off yet another podium finish in the 2019 Oliver Chili Bash I was tempted to rest on my laurels. Multiple medals, trophies, accolades, press coverage etc. year after year after year will do that a man.

Yet there is one more mountain to climb- the quest for the elusive white jacket.

So should I just show up, mail it in and get yet again another 2nd or 3rd place and the Real People’s Choice or push myself to get up that last mountain. WWSED?

So there you have it up the mountain and swing for the fences I shall go. On my trip back to the Motherland this fall I was reintroduced to the global delicacy of HAGGIS. (That’s right homies- BAAAAAAA!)

FAQ’s

Q: Darbs, does it get tiresome year after year cooking awesome chili?
Darbs: Not really- Humility has always come easy to me

Q: Darbs, it has come to the Chili Academy’s attention that you hold the longevity record for most consecutive Chili Cook-offs attended?
Darbs: Yes

Q: Darbs- is it true that the Oliver’s plan to recognize your longevity record with some kind of Lifetime Achievement Award?
Darbs: Yes

Q: Darbs, was it embarrassing watching your 49’ers manhandle the Packers twice this season?
Darbs: Only for Packer Fans (they know who they are)

Q: Darbs, when your Motherland Haggis Chili wins will you pass the baton and allow others to participate in the glory?
Darbs: Participation Trophies are for losers

Q: Darbs, are you really going to use Haggis as an ingredient?
Darbs: Didn’t see it on the Banned List

# GO NINERS

1.  What Would Sir Edmund Do?
2. The Oliver’s (Yup 2 Cheeseheads in the House).

 

 

Chef Tahn “Master Chef” Chickalo

Five Star Chicken Chili

Here comes the master chef!

I came in 5th last year so I’ve  revamped my  recipe and added a few surprises that will hopefully take me to #1.

Some things about me:  I love to cook, have fun, am a good sport, but let it be known, I’m here to win.

 

 

Chef Karen “Tricz” Boucher

Fire in the Ol’ Hole Chili

Too cool for school
Nobody’s fool
Makes the boys drool.
Hot like spice
And a little bit nice.
Ready to roll the dice
Naughty when it counts
Ready to pounce
All competitors she will trounce.
Karen’s the name
Chili is the game.
On her way to fame.
No liquid smoke
That’s no joke.
She will not choke.
Let’s make some chili,
Get a little silly
Drink some beers
With friends and peers
Enjoy laughs and cheers
Have a good time
I’ll end my rhyme
With one last line…
YOU’RE ALL GOING DOWN!!

 

Chef Amanda “Simmazz” Simmers

Simma-Down-Na Chili

As a previous Champ, I know what it means to breathe the sweet smell of victory (and no Darbs, it does not smell of Rosemary).  Let me tell you fellow Chili minions, in the long years since the debut of Simma-Down-Na Chili this Chef has tweaked, altered, modified, and thrown the bacon out with the bean brine.  This year’s preparation has involved much soul searching only to realize it’s back to gut instincts and what really matters… and it’s cinnamon-sweet victory!

 

Chef Kent “kMan” Swirsky

Chili Good as Hell

Chef Kent has never won this event, no top 5’s or People’s Choice awards… he did once meet a guy with a tattoo that said “Never give up”, it must have been about Chili contests so he took it to heart.
I do my hair toss, Check my nails
Chili how you tastin’?
Tasting good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Chili how you tastin’?
Tasting good as hell

Born in a stable during the Calgary Stampede and  raised in a Chuck wagon, chili cooking is what I do bests.
Good luck , bring the heat, mine’s going to be Good as Hell!

 

Peter “The Iguana” Atkinson

The Night of the Iguana Chili

I have been outed! Recent family vacations to Mexico have been a ruse. While the kids pranced down warm and breezy beaches I was doing a hard target search of chili vendors throughout the Jalisco region of Old Mexico (pronounced Meʃiko). I have also discovered an exotic meat that adds both the flavour and texture to make this chili a champion! So damas y caballeros park your burro, grab a shot of tequila and enjoy a bowl of the Night of the Iguana. Buen provecho!

 

Mark “Superbowl” Oliver 

Pigskin Chili

Having not once even thrown a pass, ran a play or  – gasp – tackled a grown ass man, Mark still believes in the theory of football.  He likes the pre-planning. He enjoys the hoopla. He thrills in a perfectly executed back-shoulder fade route.  Unstoppable. 

This being the 18th edition of the ultimate in chili cookoffs, “Superbowl” Oliver is calling “Green 18” and Pigskin Chili is going to have plenty of “Play Action”. 

He knows the chili game will be played hard, and is expecting a tough battle on the literal Grid Iron.  

You better throw your best Hail Mary’s and pray that your silly on side kick chili tricks work.  

Because Pigskin Chili is bringing the heat to the field.  

 

Chef Peter “The Rev” Yerdon

Holy Hell Chili

The time has come for a Chili of Bibilcal proportions! I have cast aside the meek  and mild to bring  forth the fire and brimstone and Hell’s damnation. Beware you of little faith it is time to meet the maker and the maker is me! Behold the time has come to bow down and rejoice in the glory of everlasting chili. The time  is now for me  to reclaim the Kingdom of Chili! Repent and be saved!

 

Chef Brooke “cookwithbrooke” Rutherford

Pukka “It’s Cockney for good, mate” Chili

A devout foodie, recipe follower nazi, and minor Youtube celebrity (hello 274 subs), cookwithbrooke never met a chili she didn’t like.  Except ghost peppers. Yeah those things will kill ya…

Thankfully, where she falls short on heat tolerance, her partner and sous chef, Mark “I eat birdseyes for breakfast” Winterbottom makes up for it. Together they’ll feverishly make you a real proper bowl of pukka chili: musical fruit, spices, and the finest organic beef you can find at The Butcher Shop.

 

Chef Don “Tastes Like Medal” Lewis

Billi Chili

This former winner of the coveted best-dressed is back after a multi-year tour of tiny ski resorts at chili-time sharing his favourite recipes far and wide. He likes it hot and chunky (the chili that is) and aims to keep the heat going on the way in and otherwise as well.

 

Email

mark@photovisions.ca

Phone

6133458728

Address

402 Queensgrove Rd